Daily Nobody - 11/4/08

CONVERSATIONS


JT: “I had an interesting dream last night.”
JH: ‘What about?”

JT: “I was back teaching and they immediately elected me president of the teacher’s union.”
JH: “Why so quickly?”

JT: “Simple. I had a winning slogan.”

JT: “There are no bad teachers….

JT: just bad kids!”


CONVERSATIONS

JH: “No bad teachers, Jim? You don’t really believe that.

JT: “Of course not, but it got me elected.”

JT: “Would I have won with my real slogan?”

JT: “Merit pay….

JT: or on your way!”


CONVERSATIONS

JH: “Anything else in your dream?”
JT: “Not much. The principal fired me. Then I woke up.”

JH: “Why did he fire you?”
JT: “Time management.”

JT: “It was October 20, and I was supposed to be on page 92.”

JT: “But the kids were enjoying page 91 so much….

JT: that I gave it an extra day.”