Thursday, June 26, 2008

Nobody Daily – 6/26/08

PAT BUCHANAN

Nobody Asked Me But:

This is another one of my cartoon strips without pictures. What this makes me is original/creative/gutsy/funny/dumb. You choose!

Jim AND Jim

JT: “Pat Buchanan has a new book out.”

JH: “Yeah, I saw it. He claims that Hitler was unappreciated and misunderstood.”

JT: “Tough to misunderstand gas chambers and ovens.”

JT: “All Buchanan’s new book proves is that I was right.

JT: He’s a shape shifter.”

JH: “What do you mean?”

JT: “Every time he opens his mouth he makes an ass out of himself!”

JH: “You’re exaggerating.”

JT: “Not really, check it out.”

JT: “According to Buchanan,

JT: Hitler wanted to make nice with England,

JT: And divide up the world between them.”

JH: “What about the United States?”

JT: “Let’s just say that Buchanan dreams of the day,

JT: When he will stop being Irish Pat

JT: And start being Mine Furher.”

“Churchill, Hitler and the Unnecessary War” Patrick J. Buchanan, Random House Price: $29.95

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