Friday, June 6, 2008

Nobody Daily – 6/6/08

Americans are gun-crazed, violent rednecks…” Stephen Hunter, in his Washington Post review today of “Zohan.”

Nobody Asked Me But:

“Naughty bits?”

Those planning to ride in the first Tucson World Naked Bike Ride have been warned that if they expose their “naughty bits” - genitals, or anus (men and women) nipple or areola (women) they will be subject to arrest. And isn’t that like my former home – keep your powder dry and your body covered?

Seriously. Republican legislatures want to allow teachers, students and you and I on the street to carry as long as we are clothed. But I suppose that it makes sense in a perverted sort of way. How can you tote a concealed weapon while wearing only your birthday suit?

And isn’t the whole thing characteristic of our Puritan heritage? Violence, YES! Sex, NO!

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