Saturday, August 2, 2008

Nobody Daily 8/2/08

Nobody Asked me But:

Jim AND Jim

John McCain: “We need to end this recession!”

JM: “We need to win this war!”

JM: “We need to decrease oil dependency!”

Reporter: “Specifics?”

JM: “Did I tell you I was a prisoner of war?”



Nobody Asked Me But:

Jim AND Jim

John McCain: “Obama wants to raise your taxes!”

JM: “Obama wants to raise your taxes!”

Reporter: “Sir, according to experts from both campaigns and independent analysts, Obama’s proposal is a reduction in government revenue over 10 years. In other words, a tax cut.”

JM: “Did I tell you I was a prisoner of war?”


Nobody Asked Me But:

Jim AND Jim

John McCain: “Admit it Obama, you were wrong about the surge!”

JM: “You were wrong about the surge!”

JM: “Wrong about the surge!”

Reporter: “Sir, were you wrong when you assured us that our adventure in Iraq would be fast, produce little American ‘bloodletting’ and ‘be paid for by the Iraqis’?”

JM: “Did I tell you I was a prisoner of war?”



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