CONVERSATIONS
JH: “ Did McCain really choose Sarah Palin for his running mate?”
JT: “Yes, he bypassed Mitt the Unfit and Traitor Joe.”
JH: “I saw him grabbing his throat at the press conference.”
JH: “What was he choking on?”
JT: “His claim that experience is important.”
CONVERSATIONS
(Overheard at the grocery store)
First Lady: “Yes, it was a nice convention, my dear, but I can’t vote for Obama.”
Second lady: “Why on earth not?”
FL: “Because, he’s, you know.”
FL: “Because he’s, he’s, he’s.”
SL: “Hawaiian?”
FL: “Yes!”
CONVERSATIONS
JM: “It is time for Obama to leave his temple and get real.”
Reporter: “Senator, that was not a temple. It was a mock up of the West Wing.”
JM: “I’m John McCain and I get confused a lot.”
CONVERSATIONS
JH: “I don’t think it was so bad that Rudy the G. showed up at the Democratic Convention.”
JT: “But did he have to wear that Hero of 9/11 tee shirt?”
JT: “He wasn’t just wearing it.”
JT: “He was selling them.”
JH: “No way.”
JT: “Yep, a booth just outside the exit.”
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