Sunday, August 31, 2008

Nobody Daily – 8/31/08

CONVERSATIONS

Senator Clinton: “We should all be proud of Governor Sarah Palin’s historic nomination, and I congratulate her.”

Reporter: “Senator, are you aware that Governor Palin called you a whiner a couple of months ago?”

SC: “That Witch.”

SC: “I thought she said winner.”


CONVERSATIONS

Reporter: “Senator McCain, are you aware that Governor Palin once supported ‘pork barrel’ legislation that you oppose?”

John McCain: (slight chuckle) “Yes, I know that.”

JM: “I kid her and tell her that she’s my own personal…

JM: ‘Bridge to Nowhere.’”

JM: “Wait! That doesn’t sound right.”


CONVERSATIONS

Reporter: “Governor Palin, is it true that you oppose making the polar bear an endangered species?”

GP: “ Absolutely! I am tired of nanny governments…”

GP: helping those who should…

GP: help themselves.”


CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “Now that I picked Governor Palin, maybe people will finally understand.”

JM: “I am a strong advocate for women.”

JM: “Just as long as they leave their issues at home.”





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