Saturday, July 12, 2008

Nobody Daily 7/12/08

TWO FOR SATURDAY

Nobody Asked Me But:

THE CANDIDATE

McCain: “Monday I called Social Security a disgrace.”

McCain: “Wednesday I froze on video when asked whether or not insurance companies should pay for birth control.”

McCain: “Yesterday my advisers called America a nation of ‘whiners.’”

McCain: “Now that’s what I call a good week of campaigning.”



THE CANDIDATE

Barack: “Good morning press people.”

Barack: “Here is the proposal I am making to Senator McCain.”

Barack: “If he stops lying about me,

Barack: I will stop telling the truth about him.”

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