Nobody Daily 7/19/08

THREE FOR SATURDAY

Nobody Asked Me But:


J&J

Jesse Jackson: “I hate the ‘N’ word!”

JJ: “I won’t use the ‘N’ word!”

JJ: “I don’t use the ‘N’ word!’

JJ: “Unless I’m off camera!”


J&J

JT: “Listen to this Jim!”

JT: “As the apple tree among the trees of the woods, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.”

JH: “WOW! That’s hot!”

JH: “Is it from the new best seller ‘Erotica?’”

JT: “Nope. ‘Song of Solomon 2:3.’”

J&J

PHILOSOPHY CORNER

JH: “The dating world is so different.”

JH: “Now it’s all about tattoos and fake boobs.”
JT: “It’s even worse than that.”

JH: “What could be worse?”

JT: “Tattoos on fake boobs.”