Nobody Asked Me But:
J&J
(Jim is working in the patio - I told you this was a farce – the eco-police are hovering overhead in a copter)
JT: I guess I will wash down my patio.
EP: STOP WASTING WATER!
JT: All right then, I will use my blowers
EP: STOP WASTING ELECTRICITY!
JT: Then I’ll just use the old muscle power and sweep.
EP: THAT’S A SYNTHETIC BROOM. IT ISN’T BIO-DIGRADABLE!
JT: All right, I’ll just leave it the way it is.
EP: CLEAN UP THAT MESSY PATIO OR YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO FINES, IMPRISONMENT OR BOTH!
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