Saturday, July 5, 2008

Nobody Daily 7/5/08

TWO FOR SATURDAY

Nobody Asked Me But:

Jim AND Jim

JT: “Here’s one for you Jim.”

JH: “All right. I’m ready.”

JT: “What are the most outdated words in the English language?”
JH: “I give up. What are they?”

JH: “Customer service.”



JH: “Jim, did you read this?”

JH: “Barack met in Unity (NH) with Hillary.”

JH: “In Independence (MO) with Bill.”

JT: “I know. Now he says he will go to Hell (MI) to debate McCain.”

JT: “And will wind up in Victory (VT) on Election Day.”


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