Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Nobody Daily – 9/2/08

CONVERSATIONS

ON SARAH PALIN

POINT: “She's a partner and a soul mate.” - John McCain

Point: “She’s a babe.” - Rush Limbaugh

Counterpoint: “No more Viagra for you two.” - Daughters of the American Revolution

CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “Rob the poor to help the rich.”

JM: “I like it! It has a kind of edgy, outlaw feel.”

JM “Sort of like Robin Hood.”

Aide: “ Sir! Robin stole from the rich to help the poor.”

JM: “Really? Arrest that sucker!”

CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “Yes, Governor Palin was thoroughly vetted.”

Reporter: “But sir, the others took two months and the Governor, two minutes.”

JM: “All the time I needed.”

JM: “I just looked her up and down…

JM: and knew she was the right one.”











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