Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Nobody Daily – 9/3/08

CONVERSATIONS

JT: “Don’t believe me about neos?”

JT” “Just listen to this from their Holy Book.”

JT: “In the beginning American conservatives…

JT: created heaven and earth,

JT: and all was darkness until Ronald Reagan said:

JT: “’Let there be light – and low taxes.’”


CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “So I chose Sarah Palin as my running mate.”

JM: I don’t see what the big deal is all about.”

JM: “All a vice president does is attend funerals..

JM: and check on the president’s health.”

JM: “OOPS! Let me rephrase that.”


CONVERSATIONS

JT: “Yes, I’d say unique.”
JH: “In what way?”

JT: “Well, the Republicans are the party in power, right?”

JH: “Of course.”

JT: “And yet, the theme of their convention is…

JT: throw the rascal out.”

CONVERSATIONS

JH: “Traitor Joe’s no dummy.”

JT: “I’m not so sure.”

JT: “Did you watch his speech last night?”

JT: “His lips never moved once.”

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