Friday, September 5, 2008

Nobody Daily – 9/5/08

CONVERSATIONS

JT: “This is the strangest election.”

JH: “What do you mean?”

JT: “I don’t think I can ever remember an election in which…

JT: both major candidates were running against…

JT: the Republican Party.”


CONVERSATIONS

John McCain speaking to the convention.

JM: “I’m the most prepared to be your next president.”

JM: “My opponent is half motivated by ambition.”

JM: “Me – I’m a hundred percent guy.”


CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “Nothing dirty!”

JM: “That’s an absolute!”

JM: “No dirty campaigning for me”

JM: “I leave that to my vice president.”


CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “I pledge to run a respectful campaign.”

JM: “A totally respectful campaign.”

Reporter: “But sir, what about all the innuendos coming from your people?”

R: “Hints that Obama is a wife-beating, Muslim terrorist?”

JM: “I respect that.”




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