CONVERSATIONS
Governor Palin: “I only hope that the press will allow me to keep my family life private.”
GP: “These people on the stage with me, my common man husband,
GP: my pregnant teen-daughter who is not going to have an abortion,
GP: her boyfriend who is going to do the right thing,
GP: my Down syndrome baby that I hold in public as often as I can,
GP: my son who is soon going off to Iraq.”
GP: “These people deserve their privacy.”
CONVERSATIONS
Governor Palin: “Here is my plan to save public education.”
GP: “Harry Potter – out!”
GP: “Evolution – out.’
GP: “Sex education – out.”
GP: “On second thought, maybe we could keep that in…
GP: but no pictures.”
CONVERSATIONS
JH: “Do you think that the social conservatives dominate the Republican Party?”
JT” “All I know is that a key part of their platform is a pro-teen-pregnancy plank.”
JH: “I didn’t see that.”
JT: “They disguise it by calling it…
JT: abstinence.”
CONVERSATIONS
John McCain: “Why doesn’t my opponent stop hounding this women about a personal family problem?”
Reporter: “But sir, Senator Obama hasn’t said a negative word about the pregnancy.”
JM: “He’s thinking it!”
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