Thursday, September 4, 2008

Nobody Daily – 9/4/08

CONVERSATIONS

Governor Palin: “I only hope that the press will allow me to keep my family life private.”

GP: “These people on the stage with me, my common man husband,

GP: my pregnant teen-daughter who is not going to have an abortion,

GP: her boyfriend who is going to do the right thing,

GP: my Down syndrome baby that I hold in public as often as I can,

GP: my son who is soon going off to Iraq.”

GP: “These people deserve their privacy.”


CONVERSATIONS

Governor Palin: “Here is my plan to save public education.”

GP: “Harry Potter – out!”

GP: “Evolution – out.’

GP: “Sex education – out.”

GP: “On second thought, maybe we could keep that in…

GP: but no pictures.”


CONVERSATIONS

JH: “Do you think that the social conservatives dominate the Republican Party?”

JT” “All I know is that a key part of their platform is a pro-teen-pregnancy plank.”

JH: “I didn’t see that.”

JT: “They disguise it by calling it…

JT: abstinence.”


CONVERSATIONS

John McCain: “Why doesn’t my opponent stop hounding this women about a personal family problem?”

Reporter: “But sir, Senator Obama hasn’t said a negative word about the pregnancy.”

JM: “He’s thinking it!”




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